Do I really need this partway completed latch hook rug kit with a picture of a rainbow, a heart, and a smiley face sun?
You remember these from the ’70s, right? They were AWESOME. A few years ago my friend ordered kits for a few of us at work as kind of a joke. We were overcome with nostalgia and general grooviness and dove right in.
Turns out it stops being fun after about 30 minutes. Just like it did in 1978.

Do I really need this partway completed latch hook rug kit with a picture of a rainbow, a heart, and a smiley face sun?

You remember these from the ’70s, right? They were AWESOME. A few years ago my friend ordered kits for a few of us at work as kind of a joke. We were overcome with nostalgia and general grooviness and dove right in.

Turns out it stops being fun after about 30 minutes. Just like it did in 1978.

Do I really need this keychain in the shape of a Mitsubishi-branded miniature hairdryer with an LED light where the air would come out?
If it was an actual hairdryer and I was approximately 1/50th of my size, I think this would be a no-brainer.

Do I really need this keychain in the shape of a Mitsubishi-branded miniature hairdryer with an LED light where the air would come out?

If it was an actual hairdryer and I was approximately 1/50th of my size, I think this would be a no-brainer.

Do I really need this digital change counting jar?
This is actually super cool except for the part where A) the batteries are dead and B) I’m 40. 

Do I really need this digital change counting jar?

This is actually super cool except for the part where A) the batteries are dead and B) I’m 40. 

Do I really need this set of 9 “Fantastic Felines” rubber stamps with washable inkpad?

Why do I even have this in the first place? I can’t say for sure, but I found this in a drawer tonight. Still in the shrinkwrap. I think I must have received it as a gift about 10 years ago. The cat, however, was mesmerized by this item.

I’m considering not even adding a “Yes” option to the poll here.

Do I really need this name tag from a terrible job I had as a singing and dancing waitress on a harbor cruise ship one summer in the mid ’90s? 
I can’t imagine ever actually needing this again, but it was such a miserable job that it seems like a badge of honor at this point.

Do I really need this name tag from a terrible job I had as a singing and dancing waitress on a harbor cruise ship one summer in the mid ’90s? 

I can’t imagine ever actually needing this again, but it was such a miserable job that it seems like a badge of honor at this point.

Do I really need this tiny theremin?
I’d pined for a theremin for ages, so when I saw this adorable tiny red one a year ago, I jumped. The assembly and tuning instructions were in Japanese so it’s never worked very well. Very rarely gets played, except occasionally (and accidentally) by the cat. 

Do I really need this tiny theremin?

I’d pined for a theremin for ages, so when I saw this adorable tiny red one a year ago, I jumped. The assembly and tuning instructions were in Japanese so it’s never worked very well. Very rarely gets played, except occasionally (and accidentally) by the cat

Do I really need this rock?
I’m sure it was collected years ago from some lovely remote location at a special moment I wanted to remember forever.
But I’m not sure what it was, and now there’s a rock in my house.

Do I really need this rock?

I’m sure it was collected years ago from some lovely remote location at a special moment I wanted to remember forever.

But I’m not sure what it was, and now there’s a rock in my house.

Do I really need this stack of cooking magazines from 2008?
Ok, fine. Clearly these need to go. But I thought I’d start out with a gimme to get you started.

Do I really need this stack of cooking magazines from 2008?

Ok, fine. Clearly these need to go. But I thought I’d start out with a gimme to get you started.