Do I really need this 12 inch squirrel made from wheat and flax and pine cones and bark and other generally nature-themed things glued over a styrofoam base?
He may have been pilfered from an enormous Christmas tree in a pretentious hotel lobby where the tree was decorated with all “natural” items — wheat squirrels, giant globes of moss, tangles of berries, pine cones the size of a human head, etc. It was actually quite lovely.
But we were actually quite tipsy.
Now he must live up on a high shelf because every time the cats get a glimpse of him they completely lose their minds and try to eat his flax off.
