Do I really need this talking Donald Trump doll?
He’s been through quite a bit with me over the years. He often counseled my old cats with his sage business advice. I Foodsaved him once to keep him fresh.
If you press his back he’ll say one of about twelve classic nuggets of wisdom including “Always enjoy what you’re doing”, “Stay focused”, “Think big and live large”, and “I’ve made some mistakes in my time but you’ve really screwed up. When confronted with your mistakes you made one excuse after another. I hate excuses. You’re fired.”
He’s fun to take to meetings.